Whether it’s Halloween or any time of the year when you’re just feeling witchy, sharing your love of witchcraft is always fun.
That’s why we’ve collected a bunch of different kinds of witch captions for just about any witchy post you want to make! If there isn’t one here that you think of, please let us know so we can add it!
Hopefully, we have what you’re looking for though, we have plain witch captions, cute witch captions, funny witch captions, witch puns, clever witch captions, witch quotes, and more!
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Cute Witch Captions For Instagram
- You say witch like it’s a bad thing.
- Hocus pocus, bubbly boo; there’s one I love, and that’s you.
- I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that witch.
- This drink is all hocus pocus purple.
- Any witch you make will come true for sure.
- Everything I brew, I brew it for you.
- You have to enjoy any witch way you can.
- You are the nicest witch I have ever seen. That’s why I love you so much.
- You had the power all along. You just had to believe in it.
- We are blood sisters. That’s why we brew the best potions together.
- What’s up, witch? Why the clouds of gloom all above you?
- If it’s a miracle you want, no prince can help you. Only a witch can.
- It’s time you witches bowed down to your master the count.
- Do you know that a witch lives near us? Guess who.
- Could you please tell me witch way to the tricks and treats, please?
- If witches are all about being magical, then I believe all women are witches.
- Just brew it fresh. Then drink it all up.
- Of course, we witches love the BOOs.
- Witch you were here.
- I definitely have the best broommates in the world.
- Fiona has all of you under her spell. Fight it now or live the sins that she will make you commit.
- This is the bubble witch saga that you had wished for.
- There simply isn’t anything to apologize for when you are made to live a witch’s life.
- When witches get to do good, you know something’s really wrong.
- My strangest brew is the blood orange margarita.
- It is the wicked witch’s night of horrors. Enjoy to death.
- Haven’t you ever seen a girl with her pet cat on a broom before?
- Witchcraft teaches love for life in every form.
- I think Witchland’s under some new management now.
- I don’t talk much. Because I keep memorizing spells.
- Even Sabrina and her aunts, Hilda and Zelda, love hanging out with us.
- A witch knows that she is the most terrifying. That’s why she lives in the darkest part of the forest.
- Do you seriously want to know whether I am a good witch or a bad witch?
- When you see something melting in this house, know that the witch of old is angry for some reason.
- You just need to want something badly. Then go and have it. That’s all the magic there is to it.
- That’s our famous scream martini. Everyone screams for it.
- Drink up this concoction of mine, and you will also be able to fly.
- You know it’s true – everything I brew, I brew it for you.
- I’m feeling bloody fine.
Clever Witch Captions
- Bow down, witches.
- Say the witch word to gain entry.
- Witch, please. This is how witches ride their brooms.
- The most magical moment was when I called myself a witch.
- I’m only trying to defy gravity. That’s why I am riding my broom.
- I am a witch. So I am wicked in many ways.
- Witch way to the tricks and treats?
- Everything I brew, I brew for you.
- Always having a witchin’ good time.
- Normal is truly so boring and overrated.
- There was no supervision, and the moon was full. How can you blame me then?
- Do you think I am bewitched to be a witch? But my name isn’t Samantha.
- Witches don’t believe in anything supernatural. To them, everything is natural.
- A witch isn’t bad unless she chooses the wrong path.
- However cute or lovable we may be, there is always a little witch in all of us.
- If you don’t believe it, then there are no witches.
- You say the word witch like it is something really bad.
- Spookin’ with my main boos.
- That’s the garden of magic into which every child enters but never returns till they are complete adults.
- I don’t curse anyone. I only bless all the others around them.
- Apple cider is what every witch uses.
- Whenever the cauldron’s a-bubble, there’s bound to be trouble.
Funny Witch Captions
- I’m just a basic witch.
- In my defense the moon was full, and I was left unsupervised.
- If the broom fits, ride it.
- This is my resting witch face.
- This witch is bat to the bone.
- Witch way to the party?
- I don’t curse people, I bless everyone else around them.
Witch Puns
- This is my resting witch face.
- Can’t wait until I’m witch and famous.
- Always having a witchin’ good time.
- I just crave to be witch you, my dearest.
- Nothing much. Just a basic witch.
- So happy to have these brew-tiful witches in my coven.
- So thankful that all these witches have coven-to my life.
- When the churchyard yawns, the witches get ready to have some skelefun time.
- Just witchful thinking.
Short Witch Captions
- Bow down, witches.
- I’m just a basic witch.
- Witch, please.
- Yes, I drive stick.
- You say witch like it’s a bad thing.
- What’s up, my witches?
- A witch’s brew for two.
- Just brew it.
- Swish swish, witch.
- Witch, please.
- Yes, I drive (broom) stick.
- I only wanna be witch you.
- You better work, witch.
- A witch’s brew for two.
- I am the neighborhood witch.
Dark Witch Captions
- Come over, and let’s have a bite.
- I witch to be good. But my spells are so crude.
- You are mine forever, ever since I spelled you unto me.
- Potion and poison are both a witch’s specialties.
- One with the night. One with the day. One with the Earth. That is the witches’ way.
- Please help me decide witch black outfit to wear tonight.
- Spiders and cobwebs, a rat, and a cat. Call the witches wherever they’re at.
- Do you really want to know whether I’m a good witch or a bad witch?
- All the BOOs have made me all spooky and dying to live.
Halloween Witch Captions
- Witch better have my candy.
- Witching you a happy Halloween.
- Happy Halloween, witches!
- This Oogie Boogie is the best shot to have on Halloween night.
- When witches go riding, and it’s Halloween, remember to say trick or treat wherever you are seen.
- When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ‘Tis near Halloween.
- Here’s witching you a happy Halloween, everyone!
Witch Quotes For Instagram
- “Double, double toil and trouble. Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.” — William Shakespeare, Macbeth
- “I put a spell on you. Because you’re mine.” — Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, “I Put A Spell On You”
- “Serpents and spiders, tail of a rat. Call in the spirits, wherever they’re at!” — Madame Leota, Haunted Mansion
- “It’s such an ancient pitch, but one I wouldn’t switch, ’cause there’s no nicer witch than you.” — Frank Sinatra, “Witchcraft”
- “I think that all women are witches, in the sense that a witch is a magical being.” — Yoko Ono
- “For all you know, a witch may be living next door to you right now.” — Roald Dahl, The Witches
- “When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.” — Unknown
- “Woo hoo, witchy woman, she got the moon in her eye.” —The Eagles, “Witchy Woman”
- “Must be the season of the witch.” —Donovan, “Season of the Witch”
- “Serpents and spiders, tail of a rat. Call in the spirits, wherever they’re at!” — Madame Leota, Haunted Mansion
- “I put a spell on you. Because you’re mine.” — Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, “I Put A Spell On You”
- “Witch black outfit should I wear tonight?”
- “Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” — Halloweentown
- “Double, double toil and trouble. Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.” — William Shakespeare, Macbeth
- “Something wicked this way comes.” — William Shakespeare, Macbeth
- “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.” — Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
- “I think that all women are witches, in the sense that a witch is a magical being.” — Yoko Ono
- “For all you know, a witch may be living next door to you right now.” — Roald Dahl, The Witches
- “I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too.” — The Wizard of Oz
- “Never put your faith in a prince. When you require a miracle, trust in a witch.” — Catherynne M. Valente, In the Night Garden
Funny Witch Quotes
- “There’s a little witch in all of us.” — Practical Magic
- “I’m melting!” — The Wizard of Oz
- “I’m defying gravity.” — Wicked
- “It’s such an ancient pitch, but one I wouldn’t switch, ’cause there’s no nicer witch than you.” — Frank Sinatra, “Witchcraft”
- “Sorry, hell’s under new management now.” — Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
- “You’d think they’d never seen a girl and a cat on a broom before.” — Kiki’s Delivery Service
- “The day he left me was the day I died. But then I was reborn as a witch.” — The Love Witch
- “It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.” — Hocus Pocus
- “Something wicked this way comes.” — William Shakespeare, Macbeth
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