Funny Cocktail Captions For Instagram
Everyone loves an evening out with friends and some drinks to go with it. The night is young, the drinks are flowing, and you’ve got some great pictures you want to post on Instagram. Now you’re looking for some Instagram cocktail captions to accompany your perfect pics!
Well, look no further! These are some of the best and funniest cocktail captions for Instagram. Even if you’re a beer drinker or a wine drinker, we have some great quotes for your post!
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Best Cocktail Captions For Instagram
These first captions are some of my favorite cocktail captions that work great for most Instagram posts!
- Happy hour is the best hour
- Save water, drink cocktails
- Tonight’s forecast? 99% of cocktails.
- It’s my favorite time of day.
- There’s always time for cocktails
- I have mixed drinks about feelings
- It’s finally Friday, let’s pop the champagne!
- Long Live Happy Hour!
- 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
- You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Move over, coffee. Today is a day for champagne.
- I enjoy long romantic walks toward the bar.
- Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.
- Don’t even ask, just poor me a drink
- Friday called, she’s on her way bringing cocktails!
- No working during drinking hours
- Why limit happy to an hour?
- Happy hour o’clock.
- Alcohol is the liquid version of photo shop
- A party without champagne is just a meeting.
- If life gives you limes, make margarita.
- Happy hour? I prefer to make every hour happy.
- We go together like Fridays and happy hour.
- Keep calm because it’s happy hour!
- Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar.
- If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain…
- Keep calm because it’s happy hour
Cocktail Instagram Captions
28. When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading.
29. A party without champagne is just a meeting.
30. Darling, every hour is ‘happy hour’ when you are fabulous.
31. Too much of anything is bad, but too many cocktails is just right.
32. Cheers to the freakin’ weekend.” — Rihanna, “Cheers (Drink to That)
33. A pineapple a day keeps the worries away.
34. Always find time for the things and people who make you happy.
35. Stop and smell the rosé.
36. Only count the happy hours.
37. Make happy hour last all day
38. My happy place.
39. Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.
40. Be happy for this moment.
41. Friday called, she’s on her way bringing cocktails!
42. I don’t do happy hour, I do happy hours
43. It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.
44. Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer!
45. My friends speak of my drinking…. but they know not of my thirst
46. Strong women need strong drinks
47. Keep calm and go to happy hour.
48. Keep calm because it’s happy hour!
49. Thank you for the bottom of my glass.
50. Can’t stop to chat. I’m late for a meeting at wine o’clock.
51. Bring on the bubbly
52. Why limit happy to an hour?
53. It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.
54. Hit me with your best shot
55. Live every hour like it’s happy hour.
56. As endless as the ocean, as timeless as the tides.
57. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer and that’s kind of the same thing.
58. No working during drinking hours
59. Drink triple, see double, act single
60. Go where the wifi is weak and the rum is strong.
61. It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.
62. Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic
63. Live every hour like it’s happy hour.
64. Why limit happy to an hour?
65. Great love affairs start with a cocktail
66. Choose happy…hour.
67. A drink a day keeps reality at bay
68. Democratic party, the Republican party, Cocktail party
69. I have mixed drinks about feelings
70. Peace, love, and happy hour.
71. Be happy for this moment.
Short Drink Instagram Captions
Not every caption for Instagram has to be long and specific, in fact a lot of the best ones are short and sweet. So, below are some options for short Instagram drink captions,
72. Rosé all-day
73. Whiskey me away
74. Save water, drink cocktails
75. Finish your day sparkling.
76. Yes way rosé
77. Finish your day sparkling.
78. It’s time to wine down.
79. Drinks well with others.
80. Hakuna ma’ vodka
81. Happy as a clam.
82. Happy hour? …
83. Choose happy…hour
84. Happiest of hours.
85. Happy hour views.
Cocktail Quotes
86. My mantra is happy hour every hour.
87. Every hour deserves to be happy.
88. I could never in a hundred summers get tired of this.
89. Girls just wanna have cocktails
90. Drink triple, see double, act single
91. Girls just wanna have cocktails
92. Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.
93. Stop and Smell the Rosé.
94. I need a little drinky drink.
95. Save water, drink wine.
96. Being a beach lover is one of the things I got right.
97. Tequila is cheaper than therapy.
98. I live for thirsty Thursday.
99. Girls just wanna have sun.
100. Darling, every hour is ‘happy hour’ when you are fabulous.
101. Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.
102. It’s always happy hour up in here.
103. I prefer my espresso in a martini
104. High tide or low tide, I’ll be by your side.
105. Wanna know what rhymes with Friday? Wine.
106. I’m in a good place right now. I’m on the beach.
107. Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
108. I’m a better person when I’m drinking pińa coladas.
109. Sip happens
110. Step aside coffee! This is a job for alcohol!
111. Find me under the palms.
Drinking Captions For Instagram
Maybe you want some general captions relating to drinking for your post. These are some great all-around captions that go with a night out drinking!
112. If life gives you limes, make margarita
113. Bottoms Up
114. Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic
115. Drink triple, see double, act single
116. A drink a day keeps reality at bay
117. Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.
118. Take time to coast (and toast).
119. Watch me sip, watch me lay lay
120. Party now, adult later.
121. Thank you for the bottom of my glass.
122. I’m in need of liquid therapy
123. I have mixed drinks about feelings
124. Step aside coffee! This is a job for alcohol!
125. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point me to the nearest bar.
126. Let’s pop bottles.
Alcohol Puns
Why not add some humor to your captions? These are some hilarious alcohol puns that are sure to get a laugh to your Insta post.
127. Drink happy thoughts
128. Sip, sip hooray!
129. Duck, duck, Grey Goose
130. Hakuna ma’vodka
131. You ciroc my work
132. Let the evening be gin
133. 50 Shades of Grey Goose.
134. Alcohol you later
135. Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.
136. Gin and bear it
137. Time flies when you’re having rum.
138. Sip happens
139. I must sincerely flask you a question
140. Whiskey me away
141. I make pour decisions.
142. Call me old fashioned
143. Let’s drink about it
Beer Instagram Captions
144. Beer. Lime. & Sunshine.
145. He was a wise man who invented bee
146. B.E.E.R = Brew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat
147. Cheers to many more years (and many more beers)
148. Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.
149. Beer is not the answer. Beer is the Question. Yes is the answer.
150. Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.r.
151. To beer, or not to beer, that is a silly question.
Beer Puns For Instagram
152. Life is brew-tiful
153. Of Coors, I love you.
154. Beers to many more cheers
155. Don’t worry, beer happy
156. I worked hard all week to put beer on this table.
157. You are me best bud(light)
158. You are un-beer-leavible
159. Beer makes me hoppy
160. It burns when IPA
161. Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.
162. Pitcher perfect.
163. Who Let the Dogs Stout
164. Stout, Stout, let it all out!
165. Wish you were beer.
166. Hop-tical illusion
167. Hop-posites Attract
168. I gotta take a pilsner
169. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
170. Brew-nicorn.
171. Well, look what we have beer
172. Let’s get hop-py
Wine Captions For Instagram
173. Wine flies when you’re having fun
174. Hakuta Moscato
175. Everything happens for a Riesling
176. Stop and smell the rosé.
177. Friends don’t let friends wine alone
178. I’m a wino-saur
179. When there’s a wine, there’s a way.
180. Save water, drink wine.
181. Roses are red, so is my wine. Refill my glass, and I’ll be just fine.
182. All you need is love and wine
183. I love my partner-in-wine
184. You had me at merlot.
185. Uncork and unwind
186. Wine + Dinner = Winner
187. Que syrah, syrah!
188. Wine not?
189. Rose all day
190. Love at first sip
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