75+ Cookie Captions For Instagram

Who doesn’t love a fresh hot batch of cookies?! 

If you’re a cookie lover too, no matter the flavor, then you’re sure to have some awesome pics of your delicious treats. While I prefer home-baked cookies, I certainly won’t say no to store-bought either. 

This post is for all the cookie lovers looking to share their treats regardless if they’re homemade cookies or store-bought cookies. 

We have the best cookie captions for Instagram, cute cookie captions, cookie puns, cookie sayings, and funny cookie captions!

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Cookie Captions For Instagram

• Did someone say cookies?
• Come to the dark side. We have cookies!
• Coffee. Milk. Cookies.
• Cookies make the world go round.
• I’m basically a cookie monster.
• Keep calm and eat cookies.
• If you can’t change the world with cookies, what’s the point?
• It’s cookie o’clock.
• Life is better with fresh baked cookies.
• Eat cookies first.
• Filled with butter, Choco chips, and a lot of love!
• A cookie is not a snack, it’s a feeling!
• If you give a me a cookie…
• A Jar full of cookies- elixir for life!
• See them! Buy them! Munch them!
• You can’t make everyone happy until you have a cookie jar.
• Every cookie waits for its owner. Come collect yours!
• Love life. Love cookies.
• The Grinch better have my cookies ready!
• C is for cookie. That’s good enough for me.
• If you give a mouse a cookie…
• I’m basically a cookie guru.
• We don’t recommend falling in love, until it’s with your cookie.
• Do you think I need you? The only thing I need is a cookie.
• Be content with what you have. But if it’s about the cookies, strive harder!
• It’s fresh or you won’t find it here
• Cookie- The only ‘love at first sight’ I believe in.
• Keep your bank balance high and cookie jar higher.
• Got a sweet tooth? Our cookies are the answer!
• The smell of freshly cut grass; summer breeze; freshly baked cookies- perfect summer noon!
• National cookie day is every day in this house.
• Feeling like one cute cookie.
• Hello, cookies, it’s me.
• Cookies and I lived happy ever after.
• Sorry, Santa…too late.
• Cookie- A token of love and craving!
• Stay calm and have a cookie.
• You’re one tough cookie!
• Cookies in the morning, cookies late at night. Cookies all day, here take another bite!
• Life is short. Eat cookies.
• I saw it, I bought it, I ate it- every cookie lover!
• Unwrap happiness with every bite.
• I could give up on cookies, but Mumma didn’t raise a quitter!
• Oxygen for your body; cookies for your heart.
• Count the memories not the calories.
• Shove in as much as you can.
• You can never run out of cookies.
• If you see cookie crumbs around my lips, let me be happy.
• Its not just a cookie; it’s a mental therapy!
• The only legal drug I ever knew- A cookie.

Funny Cookie Captions

• Sorry, I’m busy locked in my pantry eating cookies.
• My favorite color is cookie.
• Friends don’t let friends go without cookies.
• You can’t be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude.
• When life gives you lemons, toss them aside and make cookies instead.
• Yesterday, I really wanted cookies. Today, I am eating cookies. Follow your dreams.
• Should I have a cookie? A memoir.
• Tough cookies never crumble.
• Gonna milk this cookie for all it’s worth.
• Cookies have no calories.
• Cookies are like duct tape. They fix everything.
• Got a problem? Cookie is the answer.
• Break it, crack it, dip it, lick it!
• Just another attempt to ‘B’ake your day better.
• Hands full of cookies? This is what happiness looks like!
• Taste heaven on earth? Grab some crumbs!
• Cookie dough is 100% worth the risk of salmonella.
• I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like cookies.
• Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.

Cookie Puns For Instagram

• Let’s bake this happen more often.
• When it comes to baking, don’t be afraid to take whisks.
• Hey lemon cookie, you’re the zest.
• Life is what you bake of it.
• You ate all the cookies? Now, you’ve gone too jar!
• Just trying to bake the world a better place.
• Cookies are butter late than never.
• Don’t go baking my heart.
• Did it all for the cookie ‘Gram.
• You make my dreams crumb true.
• Oh ginger snap, I ate all the cookies.
• My love for cookies is s’more than a feeling.
• Don’t you think it’s weir-dough when people don’t like cookies?
• These cookies and I were mint to be.
• You bake it, you eat it.

Sayings About Cookies

• The fortune you seek is in another cookie.
• It’s much harder to be sad while eating a cookie.
• I have a well balanced diet: a cookie in each hand.
• The cookies are calling and I must go.
• Friends are nice, but friends with cookies are better.
• Greed is a bad trait; until it’s about cookies!
• You can never say no to cookies!
• Cookies straight out of your nanny’s oven!
• When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.
• One smart cookie.
• There’s always some extra space for a cookie.
• Avoid over eating; until you have a bowl full of cookies.
• You don’t like cookies? I don’t like you!

Cute Cookie Captions

• Cookies are made of butter and love.
• I don’t care what the question is. Cookies are the answer.
• Live. Love. Cookies
• You are the milk to my cookie.
• I like you a choco-lot.
• Hop on the cookie train with me.
• Shopping? You mean a bag full of cookies!?
• We’re a batch made in heaven.
• This is what you call friend-chip goals.
• Everything I dough, I dough it for you.
• Hey cookie, you’re the sweetest.
• It’s a batch straight out of heaven.
• The only way to bake a cookie is with love.
• I could be on diet but then it’s a cookie day every day.
• A cookie day is a happy day!
• Cookies don’t feed stomachs, they feed hearts!
• Baked with love, made with care!
• If there is no happy ending, make one out of cookie dough.
• If we had just one cookie, I’d give you the bigger half.
• I might just be eating a cookie, but it’s a dispute resolution meeting between my head and stomach.
• If I share my cookie with you, you are important.
• No matter how the cookie crumbles, you’re the best person around!

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